the heat wave in Australia last week
Holy crap…
It’s funny because people think we’re joking when we say it was actually unhealthy to be outside for extended periods of time.
I am 99% sure that squirrels, moose, and raccoons don’t actually live in Australia. Also that that license plate is European, not Australian.
(Source: hipsterpls)
my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
(Source: cheerupsmelly)
Asked by theravingredhead
4. Weirdest place I’ve had sex? Nowhere that weird. The house of a guy I’d only met the night before? Does that count?
9. Sex in a public place: Not unless my roommate’s bed while she was out counts. Sorry, ex-roomie.
14. Receiving. I really dislike giving head, sorry. I like getting it, though, I know I’m selfish.
24. Uhh… Well, of the two people I consider ‘best’ friends, one is gay (male) and the other is asexual, so I’m gonna have to go with ‘no, I wouldn’t have sex with my best friend’.
30. Do I watch porn. Is that a trick question? XD